Welcome to the glade, shank.


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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

anniesscreams said: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE U HAVE AN AMAZING DAY AND LOTS OF CAKE AND FUN AND ALL OF THAT

AW THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO NICE

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

strifeandslash:

“Actually, it’s ‘*you’re’ :)” said the teenage white girl, that’s all she needed to say, the argument was won and she was the victor, her opponent on the other side of the argument fell to their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm 

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die